9. "This is just a 15 minute
power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me
to."
8. "Whew! Guess I left the top
off the White-Out. You probably got here just in time."
7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was
meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."
6. "I was testing my keyboard for
drool resistance."
5. "I was doing a highly specific
Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminating toward
people who practice Yoga?”
4. "Why did you interrupt me? I
had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."
3. "The coffee machine is
broken..."
2. "Someone must've put decaf in
the wrong pot..."
And the #1 best thing to say if you
get caught sleeping at your desk...
1. " ... in Jesus' name.
Amen."
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