Ten best things to say if caught napping at your desk!

10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

 9. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to."

 8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here just in time."

 7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."

 6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."

 5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?"

 4. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."

 3. "The coffee machine is broken..."

 2. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..."

 And the #1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk...

 1. " ... in Jesus' name. Amen."